A Good Samaritan Meets a Stalker

After losing three pajamas in a row, I realized someone might be stalking me. Every day, I received strange texts: [You've gotten so used to sleeping in the pajamas you left at my place that you can't sleep without them now. You have to take responsibility for me, baby.] [You said a total of 308 words to other people today. Can't you just look at me and smile only for me?] [If you don't behave, I'll lock you up and keep you by my side forever...] But I'd always been a warmhearted person. I paused for a moment, then quickly replied: [Baby, do you need the link to these pajamas?] [I feel kind of bad making you wear my old clothes, so...