When I got home after taking my annual leave, I found that someone had changed the lock. I hurriedly called the police. After the call, just as I was about to phone the property management, my neighbor opened her door. The moment she saw me, her face filled with terror. "A g-ghost!" I stared behind me in confusion. There was no one there. A ghost... Did she mean me? Just then, I got a call back from the police station. "Mr. Zhou Ming died three days ago. Please stop pretending to be the deceased and messing with the police!" 1 Who? Zhou Ming? Me? How did I not know I was dead? Auntie Liu, my neighbor, dropped the bag of trash she was holding and darted back into her home, slamming the door shut. Through the door, I could still