A Tycoon Humiliated Me in Public? I'll Fine You for Your Entire Fortune

[Tycoon Fantasy] [System Hunting] [Lighthearted Comedy] [No Female Lead] [爽文]

[You didn't know, did you? A lot of people in this world are actually bound to Systems. Heh heh.]

Chen Song never dreamed a single parking space could bring down a star-destroyer-class attack: a contract termination notice, a loan recall, and a strike, all at once. Behind it all was a lowlife bound to a tycoon System, throwing money around to ruin him.

What he didn't expect was for the All-Systems Oversight System to come online right in his mind. Brother System, sporting tattooed arms and carrying a folding stool, specializes in dealing with illegal cheat systems. The scene changes in an instant: the tycoon has barely finished making threats before his accounts are frozen, his luxury cars are towed, and his eight hundred million vanishes in a flash.

He tries to ambush Chen Song with an ashtray, only to be sent flying three meters by an absolute physical shield.

Your System is strong? Sorry, my System is your dad.

Chen Song thinks he can lie flat, but then his radar goes off again: the immortal peaches from Lingquan in Yunxi County cost 388 yuan per jin. One bite keeps you awake for three days, and they're packed with science and all sorts of additives.

He heads into the mountains with Chen Ergou, his Alaskan Malamute who only chews rocks and cowers at the sight of dogs. After a temporary overclock, one wolf's howl sends eight Rottweilers into a collective panic.

He takes down the drug den, gets the patent, and buys out an all-purpose MIT assistant for five million. Not a bad deal!

A System that specializes in hunting down wild chicken Systems, and makes a fortune along the way.