You Asked Me to Handle the Funeral, So Why Am I Making Paper Gatling Guns?

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Goofy / Wish-fulfillment / The Ways of the World / Metaphysical Feng Shui / No System

From the start, Lu Ping runs a funeral shop. With no System and no immortal arts, he believes that if a couple of slaps can make someone see reason, there's no need to waste words.

When evil ghosts cause trouble, they get a barrage of slaps. When awful relatives try to steal a house, paper effigies send them packing overnight.

He beats up villains to resolve grievances, then exchanges underworld merit on the spot for legitimate assets and shop deeds.

There's also a trillionaire CEO who brings a team of lawyers to block every escape route, teaming up with him to deal out a one-two punch from both sides of the living and dead, specializing in righting every wrong in the human world.

For someone in the funeral business, isn't it perfectly reasonable to use paper-effigy military technology and physically send the supernatural to the afterlife?