Tangtang Is Only Five, Yet the Entire Sect Kneels and Calls Her Little Martial Aunt

[Fantasy Imagination] [Adored Little Darling] [Wacky Cultivation] [Hilarious Power Fantasy]

"Eldest Senior Brother, are you sure this five-year-old with a missing front tooth is the lifesaving junior martial uncle our ancestor left us?"

Looking at Tangtang, barely three feet tall on a grand armchair, nibbling candied hawthorn while wearing a crooked yellow duck bag, Third Nephew Zhu Changsheng and Seventh Nephew Lu Youming felt their Dao hearts shatter!

The sect leader, Cui Jiuisi, who was twenty-six, dropped to his knees in front of everyone. "This disciple pays respects to Junior Martial Uncle!"

Tangtang swung her little legs. Her lisping baby voice shook the entire room:

"Big Nephew, there's a big black worm on your forehead eating your brains! If you don't sleep for three days, you'll drop dead!"

"Nephew Zhu Changsheng, there's a green gecko under your alchemy furnace, spitting stinky saliva into the fire every day!"

"Nephew Lu Youyou, your sword is crying and cursing you for wearing your pants on your head. Your meridians are all tied in knots!"

At first, the cultivation world laughed at the impoverished Qingxuan Sect for taking a five-year-old as their ancestor.

But then Tangtang smashed a Nascent Soul demon with a washboard and made the whole sect rich overnight.

The leaders of every sect knelt outside the mountain gate, clutching candied hawthorn and sobbing:

"Please, five-year-old Junior Martial Uncle, look at me! Are there worms in my belly or not?!"