My Tyrant Father Can Read My Mind, and the Whole Villain Family Spoils Me Rotten

[Everyone can hear thoughts + pampered adorable baby + villains reformed + hilarious power fantasy]

Lu Jiujiu was transmigrated as the short-lived daughter of a tyrant. Looking at a whole household of major villains, she blew a milk bubble and decided to lie flat:

[Dad gets beheaded in three years, Big Brother becomes a lantern, Second Brother gets turned into a puppet, and we all go down together. Might as well finish this bottle of milk before we hit the road.]

Who knew that the whole villainous family could hear her thoughts!

Her tyrant father went to court with his sword, intent on executing a loyal minister.

Jiujiu sighed inwardly:

[Go ahead and do it. Once he's dead, Great Xia will fall tomorrow, and the male lead will hang your head on the city wall to dry, Dad.]

The tyrant's hand trembled. On the spot, he honored the loyal minister, then seized the original story's male lead and made him a eunuch... No, a study companion!

Big Brother the crown prince practiced demonic cultivation, plotting to rule the world.

Jiujiu grumbled:

[Go ahead and practice. You'll explode when you're done. Ever heard of a lantern made from human skin?]

The crown prince broke out in a cold sweat, destroyed the manuals that very night, and switched to cultivating righteousness!

The Second Prince brought home a holy maiden from an enemy kingdom and swore he would marry no one else.

Jiujiu munched on snacks as she watched the drama unfold:

[Second Brother is so brave, marrying a poisonous widow who wants to wipe out your whole family. We're all just waiting for the feast.]

The Second Prince's knees went weak. He turned around, sent his “true love” to prison, and tearfully begged his little sister for a hug!

Later, Great Xia enjoyed peace and prosperity, and envoys from every nation came to pay tribute.

The original story's hero and heroine wept themselves into a faint in the bathroom:

“Where are the villains we were promised? Why have they all become saints? And why are they so ridiculously powerful?”

Lu Jiujiu, pampered beyond belief, looked at the roomful of divine treasures and spread her hands helplessly:

[I only made a few snarky comments. How did my whole family become invincible?]