Slay the Gods: Just Breathing Is Enough to Make the Dark and Clingy Nezha Fall for Me

[Breaking up canon couples | Dark, obsessive yandere | Utterly devoted to his wife | Harem of all devoted admirers | Gacha System]

Youzi fell into Slay the Gods and bound herself to a gacha System. The first card she drew granted her Tomie's bewitching eyes. She tried them out on a whim...

And turned the mythical Li Nezha into a crazy, groveling simp.

Dropping to his knees and clinging to her legs in tears was basic routine. Stealing her clothes to press against his face and sniff was everyday behavior. He'd often say he wanted to "cut out his heart and show it to you."

Youzi wanted to shake him off, so she summoned Lin Qiye.

But Lin Qiye drew his blade and stood in front of her. "Anyone who touches her dies."

An Qingyu pushed up his glasses. "Could I dissect you? Just once."

Youzi: System, is there any way to make them act normal again?

System: [How about trying to draw a Gojo Satoru?]

Gojo Satoru appeared. "Good grief, with darling Youzi so cute and lovely, what a shame not to date her."

Youzi: ...

System: [How about trying a Doma instead?]

Doma tilted his head. "Oh my, I want to spirit little Youzi away~"

Nezha, scowling: "The last person who said that is already nothing but scraps."

Doma: "Oh my~ How scary~"

Youzi: Could you stop killing people in front of me?

System: [Warning: Gojo Satoru is on his way.]

Youzi: Can I still make a run for it?

System: [Too late. He's already behind you.]