Slay the Gods: Falling in Love After Finding a Gloomy Wukong!

|God-killing fan|The male protagonist is paranoid and yandere|All members are in Shura field|The gods will be resurrected later|OOC warning, CP demolition|Chasing wife crematorium all

Question: What was it like to pick up a great sage who escaped from a mental hospital and calls everyone he catches his mother?

Thanks for the invitation.

Just after I made my wish to Yue Lao, I met love at the corner——

The blond sage who was picked up was rolling around on the floor. I can't carry it on my shoulders, I can't lift it with my hands, and I'm picky about eating. Treat peaches as your lifeblood all day long.

Occasionally trying to help - only helping but not helping. Pour laundry detergent into the rice pot, throw dried peaches into the washing machine, and stuff a smaller version of the golden cudgel into the toilet...

My fist hardened.

But every time I picked up his collar and wanted to throw it out, he would wet his eyes and grab the corners of my clothes and yell, "Pan Zibao, please don't throw me away. I will be bullied by bad people if I live on the street."

OK.

The weak, clingy, crying and pitiful Monkey King can only be reincarnated by me, the remnant soul of Nuwa, and taken in and protected by the poor writer.

But then more and more broken gods came to visit? Nezha, Yang Jian, God of Wealth, Jade Emperor...

Even Lin Qiye, An Qingyu, Brother Drag and other night watchmen also joined in the fun! I panicked! My rental house only has two rooms!!

Σ (っ°Д°;) っ!

It turns out that the crazy old man who stuffed me with chocolate at Yuelao Temple that day was really Yuelao? That chocolate is really - what is missing, what should be supplemented?

Until my ex-husband brother Fuxi came to visit...

He looked at me, then glanced at the golden-haired sage who was nibbling peaches in my arms. He was silent for a long time: "Wa, your taste has changed."