Guns and Cannons Through the Adorable Kid: Turning a Crazy Rich Heir into a Whole New Man

[Former Hong Kong underworld boss + adorably contrasting four-and-a-half-year-old darling + wealthy family + turning her crazy brothers around + masterful tea skills + overwhelming force from another world + fiercely protective, punishing scumbags]

In her previous life, Chen Wantang was a formidable leader who ruled both the legitimate and underworld worlds of Hong Kong. She died in a hail of bullets fired by her trusted aides.

When she opens her eyes again, she's become Lu Xiaotang, the real four-and-a-half-year-old daughter of the Lu family in the capital, kidnapped for three years and subjected to endless abuse.

She starts off covered in injuries and tied up in a woodshed?

She sets the place on fire and turns the tables, then tearfully throws herself into the arms of the tycoon eldest brother who arrives from nowhere. "Boohoo, Brother, Tangtang is cold..."

Everyone says all eight young masters of the top tycoon Lu family are obsessive, unyielding lunatics:

The poker-faced eldest brother is ridiculously controlling; the second brother is a sickly, smiling snake who never puts down his scalpel; the third is a volatile, hot-tempered race car driver; the fourth is narcissistic and sharp-tongued; the fifth is gloomy and world-weary; the sixth is a dissolute playboy; the seventh is a shut-in hacker; and the eighth is arrogant and hopelessly chuunibyou.

They think the little girl has entered an asylum and will eventually go mad.

But who knew that behind her teary-eyed "Brother, hug me," the little darling would hold her milk bottle between two fingers like a cigar, with nothing but underworld rules and discipline on her mind?

The eighth brother acts all chuunibyou and picks a fight? She takes him down with an underworld bone-breaking throw in a blind spot of the security cameras. He drops to his knees on the spot: "I bow before you, Ancestress!"

The fake heiress puts on a sweet act and frames her? She immediately falls down and pretends to cough up blood, acting so convincingly that her crazy brothers grab their knives and set out to wipe out the whole family!

The family's enemies join forces to crush them? The seventh brother hacks their servers, the second cripples their meridians, and the third grabs his weapons. The eldest brother holds the little tyke sucking on her pacifier and looks down at them. "Whoever touches my sister will be sent to the bottom of the river with their entire clan."

The entire capital's wealthy families tremble: Pick on anyone you like, but never mess with the Lu family's four-and-a-half-year-old living devil, who insists on following underworld rules even when drinking milk!