I'm Really Not an Ancient Progenitor

Comedy Cultivation | Everyone's a Character

Kuang Ye takes a commission to paint a portrait of someone's founding patriarch.

The client provides only a few limited references.

[Face as handsome as jade, eyes bright as stars, an extraordinary bearing]

Kuang Ye racks his brains, sitting at his desk for most of the night, but can't summon the inspiration to make the first stroke.

Then, in the middle of the night, he needs to pee and looks up, catching sight of the brass mirror on his desk

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Kuang Ye slaps his thigh. “What a coincidence!”

[Made by a living person. The main text is crafted using traditional methods, so it's easy on the heart.]