You Run a Labor Dispatch Agency, So Why Are You Sending Warlords Overseas?

After seven years fighting overseas, Cen Ye, the head of the HX mercenary corps, finally placed his puppet underling on the presidential throne and retired in triumph. He returned home and opened a rundown “Shunxin Employment Agency.” Other agencies send people off to factories to tighten screws. Cen Ye's day-to-day work looks like this: A rural agriculture expert whose talents go unrecognized? Send him overseas to be agriculture minister, where he can spend his days researching how to irrigate potatoes with rocket launchers! A hot-tempered old man who runs a barbecue stall? Send him to cook for a royal family in a war zone. One handful of cumin is all it takes to win over the chiefs of every tribe! A minivan driver who can't get the wages he's owed? Send him to the front lines of a warlord's territory to become a driving legend, drifting his Wuling Hongguang to dodge missiles! Cen Ye had only wanted to drink tea, bask in the sun, and enjoy a peaceful life, while helping his overseas territory fill a few “talent shortages” on the side. Instead, the local police, neighbors, and reporters were all left dumbfounded: “Boss Cen, what kind of monsters and misfits are you sending overseas?!” Cen Ye stubbed out his cigarette, looking entirely innocent. “Officer, I'm just a law-abiding little employment agent. Life here is more thrilling than fighting overseas…” 【Retired king of the mercenaries + hilarious everyday life + imaginative talent scouting + a mastermind who crushes everyone from above】