Water Margin: Song Jiang, Want an Emperor as a Gift?

[Warning: This book has gone completely insane! Anyone not involved in combat, evacuate immediately!]

[Tags: Unhinged Fiction / Comedy / Subverting Expectations / Ensemble Cast of Lunatics]

The dutiful son Song Jiang is devoted to serving his country.

When Wen Liang tried to drape a dragon robe over him, he resisted.

Watching Chao Gai, Wu Yong, Lin Chong, and one person after another get driven crazy by the protagonist, Song Jiang was terrified. So he began trying to save the country by indirect means.

His old father, the Emperor, is always sneaking through dog holes. What should he do?

No problem.

Find a more obedient dad and keep being a dutiful son.

(P.S. Great Song traitors like Gao Qiu and Cai Jing say that ever since Song Jiang started being "dutiful," their backs don't ache, their legs don't hurt, and they've got plenty of energy for court... It's just that the grass on their graves has grown a little tall.)