Three Kingdoms: A Hundred Million a Day, and Cao Cao Is Green with Envy

I'm in the Three Kingdoms, and every day the System forces me to receive a hundred million.

Can't spend it all? I can't even come close!

To meet my daily spending quota, I'm forced to embark on a mad spending spree!

And so, the entire late Han dynasty's history goes completely off the rails...

Zhao Yun is starving to death? One hundred thousand baskets of pork-and-scallion buns, right to his face!

And I'll throw in a Wuling Hongguang van with a thumping sound system. Zhao Zilong of Changshan becomes my full-time driver, tears in his eyes!

The Four Generations and Three Excellencies send a betrothal gift? I smash through their gate in an armored RV, serve ice cream with piping-hot steak, and leave Zhen Mi, the most beautiful woman of the Three Kingdoms, stunned. Then I have her work my calculator every day!

Cao Cao brings his army to rob me? I set up a 100,000-volt electric fence and a Gatling-gun fireworks display. The generation's great schemer is so terrified that he puts on a hard hat overnight and becomes a construction-site foreman for me!

Watching the history-making warlords fall apart, Lu Ziye can only spread his hands helplessly:

"Don't talk to me about the course of the world. Just watch how I spend it!"