Uncle Nine Takes Me on a Rampage Through Japanese Horror, and the Female Ghosts Beg Us to Stop

Zhao Si transmigrates and becomes a jiangshi.

The good news: his master is Uncle Jiu, an orthodox Maoshan Taoist with impeccable credentials.

The bad news: something is very wrong with this world.

Kayako haunting a cursed house, Tomie Kawakami seducing everyone, Sadako crawling out of a videotape, the Slit-Mouthed Woman stopping people to ask questions, and countless horrors writhing in the shadows of the city.

Monsters and demons run rampant, and ordinary people are as insignificant as ants.

But Zhao Si discovers that these evil spirits, feared by everyone in this world...

Can't seem to get through his defenses!

When other people see a ghost: they scream, run away, and look for an expert.

When Zhao Si sees a ghost: he goes up and slaps it. You get it... (covers face)

Sadako crawls out of the TV? Zhao Si picks up the TV and stuffs both the ghost and the television into the toilet!

The Cursed Mansion? Miss Kayako, you wouldn't want anything bad to happen to your son, Toshio, would you?

The Slit-Mouthed Woman blocks his way? She takes off her mask and reveals her true face, only to be scared to tears by her own peerless beauty!

Uncle Jiu: "You wicked disciple! I taught you orthodox Maoshan arts, not to explain physics with your fists!"

Zhao Si: "Ballistics is a path too, and marksmanship is a technique. The natural way of the Tao is to blast the hell out of them!"