The Invincible Scoundrel Dragon

(Pseudo-D&D, a tale of conquest, monster protagonists, lord-building, no System)

The Green Calamity's eldest son, Lord of a Million Fungi, Oreo Emperor, Fifth Evil God.

These are just some of the titles and glories once held by my peerlessly mighty, shameless dragon self.

Every title and official post is stronger and grander than the last.

My name is William Dadick Tickda Nicholas Cheese Zhao Si, the strongest dragon in the world!

Ever since I started getting high on mushrooms, my strength and cultivation have continued to grow.

My divine arts have become so powerful that only one foreign fox, Xiao Cai, can compare to me.

Compare to me? Hmph! Perhaps I've already far surpassed that Xiao Cai!

And to make sure I keep my invincible power forever, I'll do whatever it takes to do anything necessary!

Because that's my path, my way. Maybe some people don't approve of me.

But when the vast majority of the world trusts me;

when they think I'm the noblest hero;

the greatest god, how could I be wrong?

I can't!

And when no one dares rebel against me, when they're all afraid of me, how could I possibly be wrong?

Even if I am, it'll only be the world's fault, the fools' fault, the weaklings' fault!

Without my wisdom and great power, they'd still be living in the painful, war-torn world of the past.

So everyone, if you don't want to die or suffer, you'd better love me, be loyal to me, respect me, and worship me!

Admire me, the Green Calamity's eldest son, and swear to give your lives for me, Lord of a Million Fungi, me, the Oreo Emperor, me, the Fifth Evil God,

me, me, me, your peerlessly mighty, shameless dragon!

Watch the next episode: I'll take him on!