More Children, More Blessings: Not One of My Children Is Human

[Wild Ideas] [Comedy] [Trickster] [Transmigration] [System]

Zhang San had devoted himself to cultivation, but he couldn't escape the mortal world.

In the end, he still couldn't resist the charms of Miss Dayun.

“Oh, you've finally come closer to me? Miss Dayun...”

Transmigrator Zhang San runs into a saber-toothed tiger in the forest. He gives it everything he's got, but still can't defeat it.

Luckily, next to make an appearance is... the System!

With the System's help, Zhang San stops talking and simply takes action.

A little effort from him is enough to leave the System in shock for ten thousand years!

[Ding! You have formed a happy union with a boulder and gained a lifespan of one billion years.]

[Ding! You have formed a happy union with a tree and gained the ability to absorb solar energy.]

[Ding! You have formed a happy union with a blade of grass and gained rapid regeneration.]

One day, Zhang San looks at his System.

“System, you're still quite a catch yourself!”

System: “?”