I Just Want to Die, So Why Am I Hailed as the God of War of the Nine Provinces?

[Short-Drama Adaptation] [Historical What-If] [Misunderstanding Comedy] [Absurd and Hilarious]

Shen Lang, heir to the Prince of Zhenbei of Great Chu, awakened the Death-Seeking System.

If someone kills him, he can return to the modern world with countless treasures in gold and silver.

To buy a luxury apartment outright, he set off on a mad dash to find someone to kill him.

He kicked the chief minister at court, challenged the enemy commander to a duel on the battlefield, and rushed headlong into every deadly situation he could find.

Yet the whole world went wild with speculation.

The emperor of Great Chu was moved to tears, praising the heir's unwavering loyalty and courage.

The empress of an enemy nation secretly trembled, convinced he was the greatest strategist in all the Nine Provinces. Even the top assassins she sent to kill him saw his seemingly flawless weaknesses, had sudden revelations, and fell to their knees begging for mercy.

With the imperial robe about to be placed on his shoulders and the masses ready to submit, Shen Lang gazed in despair at the mountain of gold and silver.

Can't someone just get on with it and send me on my way?!