The System Wants Me to Abuse My Wife, So I Turn It Over to the State

After marrying into the Su family, Zhao Chen’s biggest dream was to live comfortably off his wife, Xu Qinghe.

Then one day, a System appeared in his head.

The System ordered him to slap the icy female CEO. Fail, and he’d be struck by five thunderbolts. It ordered him to single-handedly wipe out a gang. Fail, and he’d explode. It ordered him to humiliate a wealthy young master in public. Fail, and his “weapon of mischief” would be confiscated.

Zhao Chen had no choice but to call the police.

Ten seconds later, a bolt of lightning tore through the police station ceiling. Zhao Chen casually pulled out a cigarette and lit it with the lightning. “Officer, can I file a report now?”

From that day on, the System no longer faced a kept son-in-law, but a professional team made up of national security officers, special police, Chinese Academy of Sciences researchers, psychology experts, legal advisers, and top web-novel authors.

System: “You are not allowed to seek outside help!”

The nation: “We’re not outside help. We’re your inside help.”

System: “You must make Xu Qinghe weep with humiliation!”

Xu Qinghe instantly gets into character: “Zhao Chen, you’re not human!”

As the System kept raising the difficulty of its tasks, Zhao Chen and the national team exploited loopholes, raked in rewards, and face-slapped the villains until everything spiraled out of control.

The System finally broke down. “Please, just follow the normal plot for once!”

Zhao Chen: “Hand over the controlled nuclear fusion blueprints first. Then we can talk about dignity.”