You Hired Me as a Security Guard, So Why Did I Split Open Heaven with One Sword?

[Humble Wage Earner (Security Guard) + Strongest Fighter (Reclusive Sword Immortal) + Accidental Exposure (Forced to Show Off in Public) + Worshiped by the Entire Internet (Ultimate Emotional Payoff)]

Chu Xiu transmigrates into a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. For safety, he takes a job as a scenic-area security guard at Kunlun Mountain for a monthly salary of three thousand yuan.

Bound to the Slacker Cultivation System, he only needs to clock in and out every day to gain a century of cultivation and supreme sword intent.

Three years later, Chu Xiu is already invincible, but all he wants is to coast on his base salary.

Then one day, a foreign S-rank Esper brazenly storms into Kunlun Mountain. The Great Xia martial sage is soundly defeated, and tens of millions of viewers weep in humiliation in the livestream chat.

The Esper laughs arrogantly, preparing to destroy Kunlun's Golden Summit.

Chu Xiu, napping in the guard booth at the summit, is woken by the commotion.

Frowning, he steps outside with a plastic security baton he bought for one yuan and fifty cents.

"Scenic-area rules prohibit shouting and damaging public property. Violators will be fined five hundred yuan."

The foreign powerhouse looks at the security guard, who has not a trace of spiritual energy, and bursts out laughing.

Chu Xiu sighs and casually swings the plastic baton.

"Clang!"

A terrifying sword beam, tens of millions of zhang long, tears open the sky, vaporizing the Western S-rank powerhouse and slicing a satellite in half along the way!

The whole world falls silent!

Great Xia erupts: "You call that a security guard?! He's a living Sword Immortal!!"