With Three Days to Live, I’m Forced to Ascend on the Spot

Li Changsheng transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes a Golden Core Patriarch with only three months left to live, already halfway into the grave.

Before he can even mourn, a System binds itself to him: as long as he dies of old age naturally or passes away in meditation, he'll return to the real world and receive a hundred billion in assets!

Li Changsheng is ecstatic. "Nobody stop me! I'm done cultivating. I just want to enjoy my twilight years and die as soon as possible!"

To pass away in meditation sooner, he starts recklessly courting death and slacking off.

Thirsty, he drinks an unparalleled poison. Instead, the poison mutates into Nine-Revolution Immortal Dew, and he breaks through to the Nascent Soul stage on the spot, gaining five hundred years of life!

He goes down the mountain to provoke the Demon Venerable and get himself killed. Instead, a sneeze releases his aura, terrifying the Demon Venerable so badly that he kowtows and pledges allegiance overnight. He even gets a fruit that grants a thousand years of life!

His disciples go even further with their wild imaginings. "Our master could obviously ascend, but he risked his life to test the poison and protect the sect. He's so noble!"

Sword maidens from across the land, peerless demon kings, and chosen ones blessed by fate all flock to him. "Please, Patriarch, enlighten us!"

His lifespan has soared from three months to rivaling Heaven itself, while his cultivation keeps climbing until he's invincible in the world.

Looking at the mountain of immortal pills that extend his life, Li Changsheng is on the verge of tears. "Please stop stuffing immortal medicine into my hands! I really just want to die!"