From the Start, I Encounter a Sealing Challenge and Name It the Jade Emperor

Spiritual qi revival, and the paranormal descends. Zhang Qingxiao transmigrates into the body of a down-and-out Celestial Master. From the start, he ventures into the Hundred Thousand Mountains at night and runs straight into a weasel that speaks like a person.

“Hey, fellow countryman, do I look human to you, or divine?”

Faced with this deadly question, Zhang Qingxiao awakens the Heaven’s Mandate Investiture System and answers offhandedly, “You look like the Jade Emperor, who commands the heavenly law and reigns supreme!”

The moment he finishes speaking, golden light descends from the sky. The weasel ascends on the spot, awakens the Jade Emperor’s authority, and becomes his most loyal lackey.

From then on, the world takes a sudden turn.

Encounter a thousand-year-old vengeful ghost? “I appoint you Judge of the Underworld!” The ghost immediately kneels to thank him.

Encounter a flood dragon bent on destroying the world? “I appoint you Dragon King of the Four Seas!” The evil dragon instantly transforms into a divine beast sworn to protect the Dao.

Watching the Jade Emperor serve tea and water and the Judge massage shoulders in the livestream, viewers across the internet go wild: “We told you to go down the mountain and hunt demons. What the hell are you doing, appointing gods?”

Senior officials from the government’s Paranormal Bureau even come knocking in the middle of the night, begging Zhang Qingxiao: “Celestial Master, please appoint us as immortals too!”