I Played Dead in the Crematorium. System, Have You No Manners?

[No-brainer power fantasy + reverse System taming + absurd comedy + treating life like a game]

After spending six months in critical care following a car accident, Lu Ye dies and is cremated.

At the funeral hall, his uncle’s family tramples his urn and demands that his desperate parents hand over the money they claim they spent saving his life!

They don’t know that while only six months have passed on Earth, Lu Ye has spent a hundred thousand years slaughtering his way through the cultivation world, conquering the universe and earning the title Carefree Dao Ancestor!

Just as the System, a hundred thousand years late, hands out a measly Qi Refining cultivation level, Lu Ye blasts his way out of the cremator and strides through the flames, walking on air!

“You show up a hundred thousand years late, then give me a beginner’s gift pack? Are you insulting this Dao Ancestor?”

The System nearly wets itself on the spot. “Please calm down, Dao Ancestor! Choose from divine-level mortal skills, a trillion in assets, or absurd missions. Just please don’t uninstall me!”

From then on, the modern world’s entire tone goes off the rails.

Lu Ye: “Cultivation? Forget that nonsense! I came back to have fun!”