The System Told Me to Pick Up Girls, but I Chose Instant Noodles

[Trope Subversion] [System] [Humor] [Urban]

Chen Feng transmigrates as the only son of the Chen family, one of Yucheng’s four great families, and becomes bound to the Goddess Conquest System. Conquer a target, and he gets a huge reward. But all he wants is to be a useless rich second-generation kid who eats his fill and waits to die. His biggest worry each day is whether to choose braised beef or pickled cabbage instant noodles. The System gives him a mission, and he refuses on the spot. The System grants him an aura, and he curses it out. As the class beauty, campus beauty, female CEO, and martial arts prodigy all throw themselves at him, Chen Feng says, “Stay back!” Most absurd of all, when various sycophants and fiancés try to crush him with their power, Chen Feng threatens the System directly: “Give me rewards, or I’ll lie flat!” From then on, he forcibly claims top-tier medical skills, business genius, and cultivation techniques. While everyone thinks he’s a hidden big shot, Chen Feng sits with a bowl of instant noodles, figuring out how to squeeze the System’s last resources dry.