Uchiha Gone Mad: I Opened a Ninja Academy and Gave Everyone a Gundam!

(Inspired by Bilibili, Naruto, exam grinders, and absurdist humor) After transmigrating into Fugaku Uchiha, he opens his eyes just in time to see Minato Namikaze crowned the Fourth Hokage. At the Naka Shrine, a crowd of red-eyed clan members are pounding tables and clamoring for a coup. The clan's annihilation is right around the corner! In his previous life, Fugaku was a top exam grinder and Big Tech systems architect who had clawed his way through the brutal competition of China's Shanhe provinces. Now he activates the [Ninja World's Exam-Grinding Godhood System]. In the original story, the Sharingan awakens when someone witnesses the death of a loved one, triggering a burst of spiritual agony through the nervous system. But you only get so many loved ones, making them a strictly single-use resource! Fugaku sneers. “What do ninjas know about real suffering? Have you ever been through your final year of high school? Have you ever tackled the hardest questions on an exam? Have you ever felt the despair of seeing your name at the bottom of the whole school's ranking?” The suffering of exam-oriented education is sustainable, quantifiable, casualty-free, and high-density! At dawn the next day, Shanhe Ninja Academy rises from the ground, and the entire Uchiha clan begins a closed training camp! The entire clan grinds through Five Years of Chunin Exams, Three Years of Mock Tests, Fireball Jutsu Thermodynamics, and Integrals for Parabolic Trajectories and Shuriken! “Why can't I solve this derivative? I refuse to accept it!” An elite chunin's eyes begin bleeding on the spot as he awakens the Three-Tomoe Sharingan! “I dropped out of the top hundred on the monthly exam! My dad's going to beat me to death!” An Uchiha teenager breaks down sobbing and instantly awakens the Mangekyo Sharingan! Itachi Uchiha asks in a trembling voice, “Father, the clan members are doing problems every day and they're practically depressed!” Fugaku pats him on the head, pleased. “Silly child, everyone has awakened the Mangekyo Sharingan and manifested a Susanoo Gundam. Anyone who objects can bring out their Gundam and steamroll them. Problem solved!”