The Damp, Brooding Snake Ghost and the Cool, Aloof Little White Rabbit

[Two Male Leads / Snake and Rabbit / Snake and Fox] I suspect I've ended up in a world where people run away with eggs. That's right, I'm the egg. On my way home from school, I ran into a grown-up version of myself. He was handsome and brooding, his striking face full of astonishment and delight.

“I'm your dad?”

Remembering the egg-and-run novels I'd read, I kicked my little legs and tried to escape, only for him to grab me by the scruff of my fate. He carried me to a luxury car and called my dad. “Senior Shen, if you don't come save my son soon, I'm going to hold him for ransom.”

(Please don't misunderstand, dear moderators. I'm actually the child of Mu Jinghan's older sister. Shen Yanli, my mom's comrade-in-arms, took me in and raised me. A nephew takes after his maternal uncle.)