I Thought You Were Supposed to Be Pure and Unfeeling. Why Are You Holding Me and Kissing Me?

[Two male leads + sweet romance + devoted to each other + cultivation + beautiful, dominant gong and strong shou + secret identities + mostly slice of life] A lazy beauty gong with many secret identities VS a clueless sword cultivator shou with an overactive imagination Liu Qinglan, who came from the apocalypse, takes a liking to the male lead of a novel. To win his future husband’s heart, he creates one secret identity after another. - The Sword Sect has a cool and aloof Venerable Xuanqing, a wealthy and generous junior fellow disciple whom the sect master has always trusted. He trusts him so much that he entrusts his one and only beloved disciple, whom he raised like a son, to his junior fellow disciple’s care. Xuanqing is dependable and powerful, and his disciple is obedient and talented. That is, until one day, the sect master spots a red mark on Xuanqing’s neck. He secretly follows him and sees his disciple walk out of his junior fellow disciple’s room, clothes in disarray. Sect Master: Eyes roll back into his head. - Gong’s perspective: To save a derivative world that has stopped progressing, a lazy beauty puts on a dazzling performance and makes the male lead, a man devoted to the Way and free of worldly desires, fall in love with him. A gentle, flirtatious moonlight beauty; A refined and noble martial uncle who shows favoritism to one person alone; A sharp-tongued rival who loves stirring up trouble, the beautiful Luo; A fox-like young master of an auction house, bewitching and alluring; … He can play every part to perfection. - Shou’s perspective: What’s it like to have a lover who keeps changing identities? Every day is a battlefield. After being tricked into viewing auction items by the fox-like young master, he returns to the sect clutching his waist, only to be lured into a room by his cool, aloof martial uncle. Then he heads back to his cave abode, clothes in disarray, ready to practice swordsmanship. And his master is following him around with a strange look in his eyes. Master: Please show some restraint. What have you done to my junior fellow disciple? He hasn’t left his room in a month! Male lead: ??? Your positions make me very happy, because I used to think the same thing. But things have changed, and you really have got it wrong!