Every Time the Coffin Opens, a Corpse Rises: Uncle Nine Begs Me to Stop!

Lu Xun'an transmigrates to the Republic of China era, where demons and monsters run rampant.

He only wants to live quietly as a lazy caretaker at Uncle Jiu's funeral home and earn enough to get by.

But then he awakens a bizarre “every coffin I open raises a corpse” constitution. Any coffin he touches is enough to make even the King of Hell lose his nerve.

Luckily, he carries an ancient tree ring that can nurture “sinister magical treasures.”

Absorb corpse energy, and it produces all kinds of strange treasures, some of which even gain sentience:

a century-old peachwood sword that's afraid of ghosts, a corpse-sealing talisman that has to dance every day, and a ghost-detecting lantern that curses at everyone…

Before long, the funeral home has completely changed.

Uncle Jiu: “Xun'an, I'm begging you, stay away from that coffin. You've bought up all the glutinous rice in the neighboring town!”

Lu Xun'an clutches the trembling peachwood sword and puts on an innocent face. “Uncle Jiu, this time it really wasn't my fault. The coffin lid struck first!”