I'd barely opened my eyes when I was slapped so hard my ears were ringing. Su Yao, wrapped in a blanket, screamed on the sofa, "Jiang Xiaobai, that beast! He hit me in my dream!" My mother-in-law, Wang Guifen, sprayed spittle all over my face: "I knew you were a good-for-nothing with a wicked heart! You dare to do this in your dreams, who knows what you'll do in reality! Call the police! We have to call the police!" Before I could even process the fact that I'd transmigrated, a divorce agreement was thrown in my face. My icy wife, Su Xuerou, glared at me like a knife: "Jiang Xiaobai, dreams are projections of the subconscious. The fact that you can have a dream like this means you're a pervert at heart. Sign it and get out."
