Siheyuan: The System Says I Can Defy Fate from the Start

I open my eyes and discover I’ve actually transmigrated into Silly Zhu himself, the unlucky guy with the same name and face whom the whole internet loves to mock. The red slogans are still painted on the kitchen’s earthen stove, and the face in the mirror is exactly the same as the one on TV. I raise my hand and slap myself twice. Only when my face swells do I come to my senses: I absolutely cannot live like that pathetic fool in this life.