A Max-Level Cutie in the ’80s: At Three and a Half, She Tames Geese and Takes Down Villains

In 1982, Jiang Laohan, the village brigade leader of Kaoshantun, found a chubby little girl named Jiang Rourou by the cowshed. A big white goose followed behind her, strutting like a mob boss.

The villagers said the Jiang family had gone mad. They were already so poor they could barely put food on the table, and now they'd taken in another mouth to feed. The girl would starve them all before long.

Jiang Laohan's blockhead son, Jiang Jianguo, was especially displeased. “Dad, that chubby girl can eat three bowls of rice in one sitting. We can't afford to raise her! Ow!”

Before he could finish, the big white goose leaped up and clamped its beak onto Jiang Jianguo's backside, tearing off a piece of cloth. He ran around the courtyard in pain.

Calmly, Jiang Rourou pulled a handful of White Rabbit candies from her pocket and stuffed one into Jiang Jianguo's mouth. “Dad, have some candy. It won't hurt.”

The next day, the village's fiercest wild boar came down from the mountain and started trampling the crops. Even several strong men couldn't stop it.

The big white goose honked wildly, spread its wings, and leaped onto the boar's head to peck at it. Then three-and-a-half-year-old Jiang Rourou stepped up, threw it over her shoulder, and knocked the 150-kilo boar flat!

The villagers' jaws hit the ground.

After that, whenever anyone dared bully the Jiang family, the adults didn't even need to get involved. The goose led the village's pack of mutts in surrounding and routing the troublemakers.

And whenever Jiang Rourou casually reached into the water vat, she'd pull out a lively big grass carp. Head into the mountains, and she'd come back with a century-old wild ginseng.

The Jiang family didn't starve. Instead, they became the first household in the village to amass a fortune of ten thousand yuan!