The Young Lady Goes to Wudang, While the Aloof Senior Brother Reads CEO Romance Novels

[Disaster-prone heiress + money talks + hilarious supernatural shenanigans + strong contrast + the whole sect gets dragged off-brand]

Tang Jinyu, the heiress to a billionaire fortune, is hit by a string of curses. She chokes on water and trips on flat ground, so her grandfather forces her to take refuge on Mount Wudang.

She's ambushed by top-tier assassins as soon as she arrives at the gate. Thinking they're NPCs in a murder mystery game, she whips out a gold brick: "A knife isn't chill enough. Crack your own skull and I'll pay you ten grand!"

The moment the words leave her mouth, her cursed constitution kicks in. She slips, falls forward, and smashes the assassin leader right in the crotch.

To get some peace and quiet, she throws a hundred million in incense offerings at the sect, forcing the leader to revise the rules overnight.

Three helicopters fly in a 5G base station and a temperature-controlled bathtub. A sacred cultivation retreat is instantly transformed into a happy home!

A curse master infiltrates the construction crew to poison her. Her hand slips, spilling a cup of boiling tea right onto the assassin's inner thigh.

And Xie Wuchen, the eldest Wudang disciple who seems aloof and abstinent and can break all magic with a single sword strike, secretly hides under her bed at night, frantically reading The Overbearing CEO Falls in Love with Me to make her obey.

The next day, he pins her against the wall, only for Tang Jinyu to sympathetically hand him a gold bar: "Did I keep you up? Here, take this for emotional damages."

When the big boss behind it all personally leads an army of assassins to attack, which line from an overbearing CEO romance will the eldest disciple use to come to her rescue?