This Ultraman Is a Creep, and Kind of a Pervert

[Absurd humor + sheer entertainment + irreverence + dirty tricks. Enter at your own risk!]

Qin Cong transmigrates and becomes the Land of Light’s most miserable trainee. He’s about to be sent off to work in the mines for failing his combat exam.

Then he activates the “No Honor, Just Dirty Tricks System”:

[Ding! Successfully ambushed a monster from behind. Reward: Enhanced Thousand Years of Death!]

[Ding! Successfully kicked a monster in the kidneys. Reward: Rampaging Kidney-Treasure Beam!]

And so, the Land of Light’s whole style goes completely off the rails.

Leo: “I told you to practice the Leo Kick, and you kicked him in the crotch?”

Seven: “He’s a disgrace to the Land of Light! But I have to admit, the way he raids the bird’s nest is really cool.”

The monsters: “Please, send us a proper Ultraman! This guy doesn’t go for the head when he fights. He always aims below the belt!”

Qin Cong: “Don’t get the wrong idea. I just want to give every monster a ‘deep’ lesson they’ll never forget.”