My Entertainment Company Is Full of Suit-Wearing Thugs

Yan Xiu transmigrates to a parallel world and is tormented by the “Extreme Survival System” for three whole years.

Combat, explosives, counter-surveillance, extreme survival… After maxing out a whole arsenal of lethal skills, the System finally upgrades into the “Entertainment Big Player.”

Yan Xiu is overjoyed: at last, he can become a refined and cultured artist!

And so, the entertainment industry gains an “oddball” with a very strange style.

While filming a cop thriller, he gives the young heartthrob actor pointers on set. The suspect’s microexpressions look so real that the extras burst into tears and confess on the spot.

During a survival reality show, his instincts take over. He leads a cutesy girl group into the primeval forest and captures a wild boar alive, leaving the production crew dumbfounded.

When his rival hires the top paparazzo to secretly photograph him, Yan Xiu uses elite counter-surveillance techniques to tail the paparazzo for a month, scaring him so badly that he calls the police in the middle of the night to save himself!

Before long, the whole internet goes wild.

“He defused a bomb with his bare hands and kicked through reinforced glass. This guy must be a retired mercenary!”

“I heard everyone at his company is a suit-wearing thug, and the legal department can send you away to work a sewing machine for life!”

Amid a flood of reports accusing him of criminal ties, the authorities instead deliver Yan Xiu an award banner for “Outstanding Young Person” in the middle of the night.

Holding the banner, Yan Xiu faces the camera and spreads his hands helplessly.

“Everyone, believe in science. I really am a law-abiding artist.”

“As for all those hardcore stunts you mentioned…”

“I know a tiny bit of self-defense and a tiny bit of psychology. They’re just personal hobbies!”

The whole internet loses it: “A tiny bit? You mean a billion tiny bits of hobbies, right?!”