North American Livestream: My Panda Knows Chinese Kung Fu

Ji Ye was sent by his family to Los Angeles, where he inherited a bankrupt zoo with 200 million in debt.

With gangsters demanding repayment on one side and developers trying to demolish the place on the other, even his ex-girlfriend back home was waiting to see him make a fool of himself.

At his lowest point, Ji Ye awakened the Eastern Mythical Beast Enlightenment System.

As long as an animal learned a traditional Chinese art, it could evolve without limit!

And so the whole zoo went completely off the rails:

When a boxing champion came to pick a fight, the kangaroo guard answered with a Wing Chun chain punch: "I can take on ten men!"

When a Michelin-starred chef mocked him, the cafeteria's black bear stir-fried twice-cooked pork in a wok: "Don't you know how to control the heat?"

When a Hollywood superstar acted high and mighty, a golden snub-nosed monkey swept its brush across the paper and wrote wild cursive: "High mountains and flowing streams, a kindred spirit is hard to find."

The global livestream chat exploded!

Foreign viewers clutched their heads and cried: "God! Is this the mysterious power of the East? I want to be Ji Ye's pet too!"

Rich kids back home stared in disbelief: "We sent you abroad to lie low, and you went and built a heavenly court for monsters overseas?"

Ji Ye shrugged. "Just the usual, don't make a fuss. I really only wanted to do a little, insignificant cultural outreach."