Does a Straight Guy Really Have to Be Forced into Love by a Skeleton Overlord?

Gu Cangyu is an utterly insignificant passerby in a power-fantasy novel, and a man who established his position as head of the household with a rolling pin.

Life was going just fine. Then he went up a mountain one day, passed out, and woke to find an unconscious man lying beside him. Gu Cangyu had two choices:

Choice one: Take the man home.

Choice two: Take the extremely handsome man home.

Gu Cangyu chose a third option. He clutched his aching waist, kicked the man, and ran. Before leaving, he even remembered to yell, "I'm broke from head to toe. You haven't exactly lost out, so go live off your ancestors' graves!"

A few days later, a little shadow began following Gu Cangyu around. The black skeleton clutched his sleeve and could only say, "You are my servant."

Gu Cangyu: "Well, look at that! A skeleton with no vocal organs that can still talk, and it thinks it can boss me around. I'm the boss here!"

"No! I'm your boss!" The skeleton refused to give in, and promptly smashed the jar where Gu Cangyu hid his money.

Watching his coins scatter everywhere, Gu Cangyu saw red. He grabbed his rolling pin and gave the skeleton a thorough beating, establishing himself as the head of the household.

Later, Gu Cangyu began cultivating after drawing qi into his body. The skeleton following him gradually recovered its memories and regained human form. It happily trailed after Gu Cangyu, saying, "Cangyu, you're my boss. My money is yours, and so am I. Besides, we've already consummated our relationship, so you can't seduce me and then abandon me."

Gu Cangyu kicked Shen Jingheng away. "Get lost! Don't think I don't know what you're after. I'm going to cultivate and make money!"

A stingy, money-loving, loyal, straight bottom × a formerly obsessive skeleton, now a loyal dog top