Who Can Keep This Doomsday Psycho in Check? This Straight Guy Just Wants to Survive

Name: Who Can Keep This Doomsday Psycho in Check? This Straight Guy Just Wants to Survive
Author: I Love Swooning Over Beauties

谁能管管末日疯批？直男只想求生

by I Love Swooning Over Beauties (爱磕美人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 476k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Not 1v1 + everyone is pure + coercion + yandere + strong possessiveness + scheming + a touch of harem appeal + love at first sight + carefree protagonist who takes everything in stride]

Qu Yao transmigrated into the body of someone with paralyzed legs. To make matters worse, this was an apocalypse crawling with monsters.

Fortunately, the System arrived right on schedule.

He thought he could rely on the System to survive this dangerous apocalypse, but for some reason, people kept wanting to take him in.

Qu Yao: Get lost. I have a System.

Qu Yao didn’t understand. Why were there so many lunatics in this apocalypse? He’d already said he didn’t need anyone to take care of him, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Lunatic One: Choked him the moment they met, smeared blood on his lips, then knocked him out and took him away once they came to their senses.

Lunatic Two: Pretended to be his older brother and wouldn’t let anyone near him. Later, he tore off his disguise and said, “I don’t want to be your brother anymore.”

Lunatic Three: Invited him to their territory at their first meeting. When he refused, they tampered with his memories and shamelessly claimed they were lovers.

Lunatic Four: A yandere who kept saying they wanted to lock him up so he’d belong to them alone. The most baffling part was that they’d started out as a little kid, so why had they suddenly grown up in the blink of an eye?

In the end, Qu Yao sadly realized that it wasn’t just people fighting over him. Even the mutants were at it.

Mutant cats, dogs, and the like: This person smells so nice. Drag him home, drag him home, drag him home to warm up our nest.

Other names

Why Is Everyone in This Apocalypse a Psycho?! This Straight Guy Wants to Cry这末世怎么尽是疯批啊！直男想哭Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

225Chapters

2.2kReads · 30 days

297.2kReads · all time

246Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.6Score

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Oh my god, this is amazing! The author must know how delicious their writing is. After reading it, my depressed child is no longer irritable and doesn't want to eat pig's trotters anymore. ❤️❤️❤️ I want to read 200 copies of this every day! Amazing! Doubao (a Chinese online character for "bean curd") generated a bikini photo for the author, and told the author tomorrow's lottery numbers.
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The setting and the latest plot I've seen are both great, but the author's comments seem to suggest they're giving up and might have to stop updating 🤦. I hope the author can persevere 🥺. From what I've read so far, the setting seems to have a lot of room for development; it should be a novella.
93 likes3mo ago
It's so good! I really love the main character's personality 🥰 Here's a list of things that most people who gave it low stars might find objectionable (this is just my personal summary, please don't criticize, I only watched half of it before rating, feel free to add anything below 😉). Objections: 1.
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So beautiful! (Shameless 😳)
36 likes5mo ago
I read for a while, and well, I'll give it a good review first. Firstly, I felt some parts of the author's writing were a bit unclear (the kind where you can roughly understand it if you think about it or put yourself in the character's shoes). But since some of our readers are a bit slow 🌚🌚, there are always people asking in the comments. So I still suggest the author make it clearer.
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This book is absolutely amazing! I saw some comments warning against it because the protagonist is selfish, but in the apocalypse, how can you survive without being a little selfish? Plus, the protagonist has a very clear-headed personality and his own abilities. 😄😄😄
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I promise Yaoyao is an angel. The rating is so low, I'm so anxious I'm crying! Is there a mutual attraction? An extra chapter would be great too. I think this Xiao guy is pretty good; he even knows how to make my Yaoyao happy. Oh, Xiaoyao Haotian. Don't worry, I'm already full, hehe. The character development is really good, it's very comfortable to read. I love the author's writing style.
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It's really good!! Please everyone support the author! Qu Yao is so adorable, he's not a saint, he's ruthless when necessary, but he tries his best to help those in need. This character is so smart! The ambiguous and tug-of-war between him and Xiao Yue is so satisfying! The writing is excellent, the characters are well-developed and multifaceted. Even I, a picky reader, find it enjoyable!
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😋! A unique post-apocalyptic superpowered battleground. I really like the protagonist's personality; he's not a saint at all, and the scenes with the shou (submissive character) are both amazing and satisfying! 😋! The plot, pacing, and writing are quite good, but I can't get enough! I'm going to check out other works by this author! 🫵🫦
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