I've been sleeping in separate rooms from the icy female CEO for three years. Today, I found a two-week pregnancy ultrasound in her bag. I didn't make a scene or cry; I just immediately sent a large red envelope in the Su family's hundred-person group chat. The caption read: "Congratulations to my wife on the birth of her son! I'm a stepfather now! Everyone come and give me a gift!" The female CEO was so shocked she kicked open my door that very night. The scheming male supporting character rushed in, accusing me of disregarding male dignity and being uncivilized. I promptly pulled out a banner that read, "Thank you, nature's porters, for greening my home's ecosystem," and draped it over him. As long as I don't fight back, you'll be the one going crazy.
This book is wonderful; I laughed from beginning to end. It's the best short story I've read so far. My gloomy mood from the day instantly improved. Thank you to the author for this heartfelt work, and I hope to see more excellent works like this. 👍👍👍
Holy crap, this deserves five stars. This is some seriously amazing stuff. I've heard of self-deprecation, but never self-inflicted betrayal! 🤦
I'll defeat magic with magic, drive my opponent mad with madness. If I'm shameless, then I have no morals. Invincible!
Only such a crazy piece of writing deserves my five stars 😂