I Told You to Stock Up, So Why Did You Hoard a Trillion Wild Dog-Milk Plants?

[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Space + Frenzied Stockpiling + Absurd Internet Memes + Ruthless Protagonist]

The apocalypse arrives, plunging the world into extreme cold. Ninety percent of humanity starves to death when their food rots and grows moldy!

Lin Feng is betrayed and killed by his gold-digging girlfriend. When he opens his eyes, he has been reborn one month before the apocalypse, and bound to the “Absurd Meme King Space”!

The first System notification reads: [Ding! Internet meme detected. Granting item concept-level attributes: wild dog milk, infinite shelf life! It also ignores zombie viruses, and all stats +10!]

The whole internet laughs at “wild dog milk with an infinite shelf life” as a joke, but Lin Feng turns it into five billion in cash!

Buy up every grain of rice, bag of flour, and bottle of cooking oil in the city? Not enough!

Take over stray-dog shelters across the country, bring in a hundred thousand mutant female dogs, and build a fully automated, sterile milking plant? Make it happen!

The apocalypse arrives, freezing everything for thousands of miles.

While his rich-kid enemies fight over half a moldy loaf of bread, and his gold-digging ex shivers with cold and begs in the group chat for a sip of hot water…

Lin Feng is lounging in an apocalyptic fortress kept at a comfortable 26 degrees, eating prime tomahawk steak and sipping a freshly made “wild dog milk latte.”

“Can’t be helped. My milk never spoils, and it can even make you a god!”