Immortal Cultivation Recycling: Bankrupt Fairy, Stop Leeching Off My Pure Yang

[Lighthearted Comedy + System + Cultivation Recovery]

Su Chen stared at the last three spirit stones in his hand and seriously considered a question.

If he changed the shop's name from "Pure Yang Repair Shop" to "Su's General Store," would people finally dare to come in?

Nanny Jin leaned out the window. "What a sin! A brothel!" (Slapping her thigh)

But he didn't care.

Because every time he repaired a bankrupt fairy, he could get:

Cultivation rebate x200%: Break straight through from Qi Refining to Foundation Establishment!

Blind box yields a "Truthful Spirit Tea Cup": A negotiation tool that keeps opponents from lying for thirty seconds!

Pure Yang points exchange: Meridian-Continuing Pill recipe, Myriad Phenomena Star Array, and Creation Cupping Art!

A run-down shop becomes the top clinic in the marketplace, then an officially designated partner of the Six Sects!

A C-rank rogue cultivator comes by for a massage and bone-setting. Small jobs, steady progress.

An S-rank direct disciple of the Sword Sect comes to visit for a medicinal bath and formation. One big job is worth a hundred small ones.

An SS-rank special constitution? Drain their spiritual energy and multiply your cultivation by ten!

The Golden Jade Pavilion wants a medical monopoly? Crush them.

The Rejuvenation Hall wants to ruin his business? Swallow them up.

Su Chen (flipping open the ledger): "Cultivation? What a load of nonsense. Sitting back and collecting rent is much better."

Liu Ruoxi (hands on hips): "Whoever calls this a brothel again, I'll rip their mouth off!"

Leng Qiuyue (cold-faced, drawing a heart in the corner of the ledger): "...See you in eleven days."

All the bankrupt fairies: "...Please stop calculating. We're already in debt for our next lives."