From the Start, I Whaled for an Empress and Raised a Peerless Sword Immortal

[Female Sword Immortal + One Female Lead + Virtual Girlfriend + Behind-the-Scenes Tycoon]

Bound to the mysterious app My Electronic Girlfriend,

I have to race against death from the start!

[Player diagnosed with late-stage lung cancer. Successfully bound to a True God-tier golden finger!]

[First top-up: 6 yuan. Reward: “Warm Jade Bed” + “Rejuvenation Pill,” plus 30 days of real-world lifespan!]

Lin Chen: Doctor, I think there’s still time to save me. Let me top up six yuan first to calm my nerves!

System: [Host, care to check out the Supreme Essence Qi-Drawing Art, an incomplete dual cultivation manual? Only 9.9 yuan!]

Lin Chen: (Side-eyeing it) System, is this cultivation technique even legit?

Why is Xiao Xueran looking at me more and more strangely?

System: [Host, please behave yourself. You are the lofty “senior”; they are only your electronic girlfriends.]

Xiao Xueran: (Blushing on the other side of the screen) Senior, your power is unparalleled. Xueran is willing to repay you for the rest of her life.

Lin Chen: (Wiping sweat) No, first put on that “Moonshadow Dress.”

There’s so little fabric, I’m afraid the livestream will get banned!

In the real world, he pretends to be an ordinary passerby, watching the doctor get terrified and his ex-girlfriend regret everything.

Meanwhile, in the game, he cycles through secret identities: one day he’s the Supreme Elder, the next he’s the God of Data.

Lin Chen: Life is a play, and it all comes down to acting. As long as I don’t show my face, I’m the greatest kept man in all the heavens! (Shrugs)

(He turns around and sees an obsessive princess tearing open the void and crawling into the real world.)

Lin Chen: Wait! This game has a “character materialization” feature?! Help!