I'm a Security Guard in Heaven: I Alone Decide Who Becomes a God

Name: I'm a Security Guard in Heaven: I Alone Decide Who Becomes a God
Author: Shi Jin'an

我在天庭当保安：成神唯我说了算

by Shi Jin'an (示斤安)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 98k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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(Invincible) (Lighthearted Comedy) (No Female Lead) (Security Guard) (Sun Wukong) (Yang Jian) (Heavenly Court)

The gateway to the path of godhood, the route from the mortal world to the Heavenly Court, is a modern skyscraper. The Ascension Gate is on the top floor, while Chen An sits in the security office on the first floor.

In his own eyes: a temp, slacking off and eating instant noodles until he gets fired.

In the eyes of mortal cultivators: a hidden powerhouse, unfathomably deep.

In the eyes of the gods of the Heavenly Court: an unmatched hidden master, a sage.

Mortal prodigies queue for three years to ascend, while Chen An judges each one according to his mood.

Chen An: I can't take on the Heavenly Court, so I'll mess with you lot instead!

Things are even more ridiculous up in the Heavenly Court.

He hides under a desk and cries, “Don't hit me!” The Heavenly Court's report says: “Protective aura injured more than thirty people.”

His hand shakes and he spills a cup of hot water. Yang Jian is sent flying three hundred meters, and the heavenly group chat explodes.

Sun Wukong comes to cause a scene, but Chen An keeps him playing video games all night. When he returns to the Heavenly Court, he marvels, “His magic power is boundless.”

Nezha's Red Armillary Sash sees Chen An, ties itself into a bow, rubs against his face, and acknowledges him as its master. Nezha is so furious he leaves a one-star review.

The Three Pure Ones come in person to discuss the Dao. Chen An panics and babbles, “Going to work is cultivation; getting off work is attaining the Dao.” The Three Pure Ones fall silent for a long while, then rise and bow. “We have learned from you.”

From then on, the Heavenly Court has a new security-guard sage.

Rumor has it in the mortal world that there's a sweeper-monk-like security guard on the path to godhood, whose smile can help people become immortals.

He's a security guard who oversees ascension to godhood. He's scared out of his wits, yet the Three Realms lift him to the heavens.

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