[No Unfair Liu Bei Bashing] [Cautious Cultivation] [Comedy + System] [War God] [Political Scheming] [Lighthearted]
After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, Guo Feng'an is thrown in jail from the start for peeking at Widow Zhang while she bathed. Bored out of his mind in his cell, he hears a "ding" in his head: the System awakens.
Option A: Receive one copper coin every day, bound for life.
Option B: Get a random Martial Strength stat, then the System unbinds.
Guo Feng'an doesn't hesitate. "All in! Option B!"
The next second, his Martial Strength rockets to 95, far higher than Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun. Before leaving, the System gives him a Reaper's scythe. Once he takes it, his combat power shoots up to 100, making him invincible under heaven.
Two days later, Cao Cao personally comes to bail him out, bringing Xun Yu along. Grabbing his hand, he says with excitement, "A talented man from Yingchuan is trapped in jail. This is a slap in my face!"
Cao Cao later realizes that he really has picked up a treasure, though the fellow's style is a little unusual.
One-star Guo Fengxiao: a flawless strategist.
Two-star Guo Feng'an: a master of both letters and arms, always ready to punch a hole in the heavens.
Later, after I defeat Lü Bu, the System binds itself to me again and even gives me a Seven Deadly Sins stat panel... It lets me see everyone's seven deadly sins, ranked from E to S. Cao Cao's lust turns out to be
And so, I'm forced to switch into "Twin Stars" mode. Years later
Liu Bei: "The Guo twins are peerless talents!"
Zhou Yu: "Those two can really bring down the Han!"
Cai Yan: "My husband is talented in both letters and 'arms.' I truly admire him..."
He took out the weapon from the system space and put it back in front of others. If nothing else, he thought I was very smart.