Honkai: Star Rail: I Transformed into a Zetton, and March 7th Caught Me

[Honkai: Star Rail] [System] [Zetton] [Gap Moe] [Foodie] [Lighthearted Comedy]

When he woke up, Lin Feng had become the universe’s ultimate monster of terror, Zetton. But he was only a palm-sized baby, trapped in a block of ice.

The moment he hatched, the bubbly girl March 7th mistook him for a “sparkly, fluffy snow beast,” took a photo, posted it on her social media, and forcibly adopted him!

Lin Feng: “I’m Zetton, the ender of the universe! I’m not a hot-water bottle to warm your hands!”

But the “Cosmic Terror-Raising System” soon started taking things in a very different direction…

Want to level up? Eat! Want to unlock the One Trillion Degree Fireball? Eat! Want to become a complete form? Eat until you drop!

And so, under March 7th’s careful feeding, potato chips, fried chicken, cola, and even the strange explosive candy dropped by the Stellaron Hunters all ended up in Lin Feng’s belly.

Until one day, the Astral Express faced a crisis on the level of an Aeon’s creation.

Just as everyone was despairing, a pair of wings blotted out the sky and tore through the roof of the train. In an instant, all things returned to nothingness.

When the dust settled, all they saw was a completely charred “Little Jie” lying on the ground, pitifully holding out a paw. “Zhi… Zetton… (Hungry. Want food.)”

March 7th: “??? Was that world-shattering burp just you?”