Great Tang: My Camper Van Takes the Modern World by Storm and Makes Li Shimin Drool

Chu Yunzhou is driving an off-road camper van when he transmigrates to the early Zhenguan era, van and all. The good news: The camper van has invincible defenses, automatically restocks modern supplies every day, and opens a “tech mystery box” every month! The bad news: From the start, he gets lost, and while eating self-heating hot pot in the wilderness, he is caught red-handed by Li Shimin, who is traveling incognito! Seeing Chu Yunzhou with his mouth full of chili oil and a chilled cola in hand, the Tang emperor’s worldview shatters. To keep this pack of bumpkins occupied, Chu Yunzhou casually hands them a bottle of Erguotou, and the Tang Dynasty’s way of life goes completely off the rails. From the instant noodles and lighters that refresh daily, to the potato seeds, penicillin, and flintlock blueprints from the mystery boxes... Li Jing: “With the Imperial Preceptor’s walkie-talkies, I can beat the Turks so badly they’ll question their existence!” Changsun Wuji: “Please, Mr. Chu, bestow a glass tea set on me. I’ll trade half my fortune for it!” Li Shimin: “Imperial Preceptor, can this month’s mystery box give us cannons? I want to crush Goguryeo!” Years later, Chu Yunzhou sits atop his camper van, watching Tang dragon banners fly across all five continents, and sighs helplessly. “Honestly, all I wanted at the start was to be a quiet camper-van blogger!”