A Weasel Wants Me to Grant It a Title? I Make It the God of Wealth Instead

On a late-night fishing trip, a weasel stood upright in the weeds and asked, “Reverend, do I look more like a human or a god?”

Say human, and you invite its mischief. Say god, and you bring down Heaven’s wrath. Tens of thousands of viewers in the livestream urged him to run!

But Zhou Xuan unexpectedly awakened the bloodline of an ancient Celestial Master. He threw on a delivery raincoat and wielded his fishing rod as a ritual sword.

“I see you’re brimming with fortune. By Heaven’s decree, I hereby appoint you the God of Wealth for the Five Routes!”

A beam of golden light crashed down, and the weasel kowtowed on the spot. Zhou Xuan became rich overnight!

And so began a parade of spirits seeking his blessing: a century-old, aloof white fox asking to be made a Matchmaking Envoy, a thousand-year-old snake immortal willing to serve as a guardian spirit, and countless other demons lining up for his seal.

But this enraged the haughty orthodox Daoist sects and even stirred an ancient ghost mother deep beneath the earth, intent on destroying the world.

As yin and yang collapsed and a city was besieged by a hundred ghosts, the whole internet watched Zhou Xuan pull out a battered compass and sneer, “Everyone, stand back. This Celestial Master is about to show off!”