Return to the Primordial World: My Sister Turned Down Chang'e at the Matchmaking Corner

Chang'e of the Guanghan Palace has lived for ages and is terribly bored. Hearing that the mortal realm has a lively and interesting “matchmaking corner,” she invites a few fairy sisters to go down and have some fun.

Who would have expected that behind a shabby matchmaking stall in the mortal world, a girl with twin ponytails wouldn’t even look up before saying:

“Sorry, miss, my brother isn’t interested.”

“Huh?”

“Which company do you work for? What’s your monthly salary? … Eight thousand a month? The bracelets my brother casually plays with are worth two hundred million. What could you possibly talk to him about?”

In the immortal realm, the fairies’ minds explode in front of the Peering Mirror: “???”

“She turned down Chang’e? Just because she only makes eight thousand a month?!” “That mortal girl must be crazy!”

But as more and more fairies are rejected, more and more immortals crowd around the Peering Mirror to watch.

The Weaver Girl, the Seven Fairies, the Dragon King’s Third Princess… One after another, they descend to knock on his door, only to be turned away by the girl’s “My brother isn’t interested.”

The man dismissed as “not good enough for my brother” is sprawled on the balcony of his rented apartment, basking in the sun, while his sister nags him:

“Bro, another fairy’s here. Should I turn her down?”

“Yeah, turn her down.”

The immortals watching from above are collectively devastated: We’re gods from the heavens!

Then the Heavenly Court dispatches a celestial general with a demon-reflecting mirror to investigate his origins. Images of the primeval world suddenly erupt: that man stands at the peak of a cataclysm, having single-handedly suppressed a calamity capable of destroying the entire primeval world.

Lin Xiao yawns. “I already conquered the primeval world. While I was crossing a tribulation, all these juniors came knocking again.”