I Made a Career of Arguing, Then Accidentally Became a Martial Arts Grandmaster

Name: I Made a Career of Arguing, Then Accidentally Became a Martial Arts Grandmaster
Author: Old Heart, Young Medicine

我专业抬杠一不小心成了武道宗师

by Old Heart, Young Medicine (老心不老新药)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 444k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 1d ago
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Lin Bei works the front desk at Changfeng Martial Arts Hall. His monthly salary is zero, and his main job is to talk people who come to challenge the school into storming off in tears. Three years into the spiritual qi revival, everyone in Luocheng knows one rule: Never talk to that kid at Changfeng Martial Arts Hall. Once he starts talking, even seasoned fighters at the peak of the Dark Force stage can be argued into a disruption of their inner breath. Unfortunately, trash talk can't protect the martial arts hall. The old master has been missing for three years, and the thing sealed beneath the dry well grows less stable by the day. Chen Laojiu says that anyone below the Qi-Condensing realm won't survive three minutes down there. The Ashes have been watching the well from the shadows for three years. Lin Bei doesn't care about any of that. He only knows that the old master gouged out one of his own eyes to hold the seal in place, and the last two words of his final instructions were “Please.” He was begging Lin Bei to kill him with his own hands after he mutated. His father, Chen Ping, reached the entrance to the Bronze Hall twenty years ago and stood there all night without going in. Later, he was killed by the Ashes. Lin Bei is going where his father never made it. Then he'll train. He'll use the System to burn resentment points and light up the Seven-Star Array, use his trash talk to harvest emotion points and exchange them for martial arts techniques, and fight Chen Laojiu with a woodcutter's knife once a day. Then he'll climb down the well, push open that door, and drag his grandmaster out. The thing at the bottom of the well, the path his father never walked: he'll take it. The door the Ashes want to open: he'll open it first.

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