Reborn as the Marquis’s Legitimate Daughter, I Tear Apart the Green-Tea Schemer and Live It Up

[Face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place × sweet romance with an older man]

Lin Xi, a beauty-industry entrepreneur in the 21st century, drank herself silly and died.

When she opened her eyes again, she had become the eldest legitimate daughter of the Lin family in the capital of the Great Shang Dynasty. Same name, same face, but a laughingstock throughout the capital: she had chased the Xiao family’s young master for seven years and been called shameless, while her illegitimate half-sister had toyed with her until she lost her life.

After transmigrating, Lin Xi looked at her reflection, all pimples and painfully thin, and smiled.

Girl, I’ll take your life, and I’ll take your revenge, too.

After that, she put her scheming half-sister in her place, beat down the scumbag, and turned the household upside down.

She took skincare products from her space, cleared her acne in three days, and transformed her looks in seven. Then she started selling her products at a brothel. Face masks, lipstick, foundation: every one became a bestseller, and the silver came pouring in.

What she never expected was to run into a man at the brothel.

Xiao Jinghan, the Great General Who Pacifies the North, was the scumbag’s uncle. At thirty-five, he commanded a powerful army and was said to be the most handsome man in the capital, yet he had never married. Rumor had it he was impotent; others said he preferred men.

Lin Xi stumbled into his arms, draped her arms around his neck, and looked at him through drunken eyes.

At first: “What a crazy woman. Whoever marries her will bring disgrace on his family.” Later: she mouthed off, and he handed her tea; she slapped people down, and he cleaned up after her; he showered her with food, drink, and gold.

Until one day, drunk, he held her and said, “Lin Xi, I like you.”

Drugged and red-eyed, he didn’t want her to lose her virtue before marriage, so he brushed his fingers over her lips and said, “Help me.”

Holding her close, he promised, “I’ll have His Majesty grant us a marriage decree and bring you into my home in a grand wedding.”

Lin Xi: ??? He likes a crazy woman like me?