Great Tang: Raising Little Sizi Online, Li Er Goes Crazy

Su Chen awakens inside the Tang Dynasty’s Imperial Jade Seal, becoming the only artifact spirit in the world and binding himself to the [Myriad Realms Cloud-Rearing System].

And the one he’s assigned to raise is none other than the historically short-lived Princess Jinyang, the five-year-old little Xizi!

Looking at the frail little girl, tormented by respiratory illness, Su Chen sighs and begins feeding her like there’s no tomorrow.

“Ding! Fed the Host a Nine-Turn Marrow-Cleansing Pill. Respiratory illness cured. Host awakens the Ancient Sacred Body!”

“Ding! Gifted the Host a wooden toy sword, along with the Ultimate Sword Intent. Host comprehends One Sword Opens Heaven’s Gate!”

And so, the Tang Dynasty’s world is turned completely upside down.

The Turkic army bears down on the border. The court officials are helpless, and Li Shimin is so anxious he draws his sword.

But then the five-year-old Xizi pulls out a little wooden sword with a childish giggle and casually swings it. One hundred thousand Turkic soldiers vanish into thin air, and space itself collapses!

Watching the battlefield split apart beneath the heavens, Changsun Wuji falls to his knees in terror, cracking the floor tiles. “A five-year-old Sword Immortal? Is she even human?!”

Li Shimin’s legs go weak. He throws his head back and cries, “What peerless immortal stands behind my daughter? I beg the immortal master to emerge and protect my Tang Dynasty!”

Inside the Jade Seal, Su Chen smiles faintly. Just routine, nothing to fuss over. I’m only raising a future empress through the cloud, that’s all.