You Think I’m a Simp? I’m Actually Taking You All for Every Coin You’ve Got

After working himself to death at his desk in his previous life, Lin Bai is reborn and awakens the [Lie-Flat Money Printer System].

Whenever a beautiful woman takes advantage of him, treating him like an “ATM” or a “sucker,” he can trigger a cash rebate of up to a hundred times the amount. Then, after going home and enjoying a good night’s sleep, he can draw an exclusive, god-tier trait belonging to that woman!

From then on, Lin Bai sees green tea beauties from campus and icy CEOs in a whole new light. They aren’t women. They’re my ATMs and mystery prize machines!

His gold-digging ex-girlfriend: “This bag costs 88,000. Buy it outright and I’ll hold your hand.”

Lin Bai pulls out a black card. “Eighty-eight thousand? Who do you think you’re dealing with? Get me the one that costs 880,000! Hurry up, I need to get home and catch up on sleep!”

[Ding! Hundredfold critical hit! 88 million deposited! After waking up, you drew: God-tier Investment Instinct!]

The icy CEO: “Take the fall for this, and pay the fine. I’ll owe you one.”

Lin Bai is overjoyed. “I’ll take the fall! I’ll take the blame for the whole company! Just don’t treat me like a person!”

[Ding! 1 billion deposited! After waking up, you drew: Ancient Martial Arts Grandmaster Physique!]

Later, Lin Bai, who spends every day throwing money around and sleeping, somehow becomes the world’s richest man and an all-around heartthrob.

The heiresses of financial dynasties and aloof campus beauties are all losing it. With red-rimmed eyes, they crowd around his door: “Lin Bai, what if I give myself to you as compensation?”

Lin Bai slams the door shut. “Get lost! I only want to collect traits. Who’d date anyone when it would keep me from sleeping?”